whenever I create a text post
whenever I create a text post
(via pizza)
[video]
pussy game too strong
(Source: dirudo, via dennalplan)
Do you ever wanna be so tumblr famous that people steal your work?
A GRILL IS A GRILL THIS IS SURELY SO AND FRIES SHOULD BE FRIES EITHER WAY BUT THIS GRILL IS NOT A HOME THIS IS NOT THE STOVE I KNOW
(via cheefkief)
[video]
makin my way downtown
have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior
walkin faster
(via oneeyedgenius)
i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate milk, began to cry, and his dad got up, said “this some instagram shit” and starte taking pictures and i cant breath
(via pizza)
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
(via sunny-burn)
(Source: whiteboywaves, via pizza)
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled
(via pizza)
