homosexaul: being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot
3oz: studies show that there really aint nothing wrong with a little bump and grind
We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.
fake-mermaid: how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
tr3ndyc00l: apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
jonandtheon: do you ever feel like a drifting through the wind wanting to start again
the-yolocaust: clowis: the-yolocaust: i need like 40 more followers hell yeah what do you need them for were taking north korea by sundown
starkstower: all original chip skylark fans assemble dem fake hoes can go to skip sparkypants chip5ever
peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
forsciencejohn: hey arthur conan doyle, happy birthday! thanks for bringing sherlock holmes into the world!
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
pityreblogs: when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
thecompanionsdoctor: thecompanionsdoctor: Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years Which one of you assholes...
judgement is spelled judgement and judgment and this is why I don’t like people
sixsteen: i ship me and money
foreveralone-lyguy: troix: foreveralone-lyguy: internetexplorers: change the world today by doing a thing How much thing? like 8 thing That’s too much thing
the-vashta-nerada: christinaposabule: hey wanna hear a joke well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously what the fuck is that supposed to mean cumslut my parents were killed by cumsluts check your privilege
craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
growlithed: dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad
turnc0at: turnc0at: turnc0at: turnc0at: GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO i just threw up