May 2013
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homosexaul:
being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot
3oz:
studies show that there really aint nothing wrong with a little bump and grind
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We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.
fake-mermaid:
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
tr3ndyc00l:
apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed
because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
jonandtheon:
do you ever feel
like a
drifting through the wind
wanting to start again
the-yolocaust:
clowis:
the-yolocaust:
i need like 40 more followers hell yeah
what do you need them for
were taking north korea by sundown
starkstower:
all original chip skylark fans assemble
dem fake hoes can go to skip sparkypants
chip5ever
peevesies:
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
forsciencejohn:
hey arthur conan doyle, happy birthday! thanks for bringing sherlock holmes into the world!
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
pityreblogs:
when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
thecompanionsdoctor:
thecompanionsdoctor:
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
Which one of you assholes...
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judgement is spelled judgement and judgment and this is why I don’t like people
sixsteen:
i ship me and money
foreveralone-lyguy:
troix:
foreveralone-lyguy:
internetexplorers:
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
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the-vashta-nerada:
christinaposabule:
hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
what the fuck is that supposed to mean cumslut
my parents were killed by cumsluts check your privilege
craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
growlithed:
dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad
turnc0at:
turnc0at:
turnc0at:
turnc0at:
GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO
WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED
DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO
i just threw up
